Vlambeer's SUPER CRATE BOX is coming to bring back the glory of the golden arcade age, when all that really mattered was getting on that high score list. Grab your baseball cap and loosen your pants, it's time to fight endless hordes of enemies and collect every weapon crate you can.
User reviews:
Recent:
Very Positive (94 reviews) - 84% of the 94 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
Overall:
Very Positive (6,110 reviews) - 90% of the 6,110 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Aug 29, 2012

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“I would estimate that it's slightly less addictive than crack cocaine.”
Destructoid

“You know condensed milk? Super Crate Box is like that, only with fun instead of milk.”
Rock, Paper, Shotgun

“Elegant, explosive, and truly unmissable.”
9/10 – EDGE Online

About This Game

Vlambeer's SUPER CRATE BOX is coming to bring back the glory of the golden arcade age, when all that really mattered was getting on that high score list. Grab your baseball cap and loosen your pants, it's time to fight endless hordes of enemies and collect every weapon crate you can. Prepare for an arcade delight with tight controls, refreshing game mechanics, cracking retro art and a terribly hip chiptune soundtrack.

System Requirements

    Minimum:

    • OS:Windows XP
    • Processor:1.2 Ghz
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:100 MB HD space

    Recommended:

    • OS:Windows XP, Vista or 7
    • Processor:2.2 Ghz
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • DirectX®:8.0
    • Hard Drive:100 MB HD space
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Recent:
Very Positive (94 reviews)
Overall:
Very Positive (6,110 reviews)
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Link3141
( 5.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
this
hellish
experience
did,
in
some
cases,
sharply,
greatly
unsettled
negatively.
so
understandable,
creative,
keen
substance
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Faires
( 4.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
F*ck you
"purple-ghost-that-has-transformed- because-of-going-through-the-pit-on-the-bottom-of-screen-I-also-fall-in-a-lot"

Also love this game<3
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TheSleepyFox
( 1.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
The game is great! Very fun, simple, and full of pixelated explosions. Nice small game that any computer can run.
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Radioactivebear 🐹
( 2.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
It is a tale about one plumber getting all these creatures out of his sewers, sounds familiar...
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Epic Fetus_$
( 4.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
Sees that the game is free
installs
Plays normal mode
"wow! this game is fun!"
unlocks SQMFT mode
uninstalls

10/10 would uninstall again

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Frisk
( 1.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Es un juego muy divertido ( y desesperante) lo recomiendo. Podes usar y desbloquear diferentes armas, personajes y escenarios, un juego con mucha variedad, perfecto para jugar un rato al dia.
No importa que arma o mapa elijas... el juego siempre va a encontrar como cagarte la vida
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SweCookie
( 2.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
Best game ever.
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matraman
( 2.3 hrs on record )
Posted: July 26
it's free so u cant really give it a bad review also its fun so you cant really give it a bad review also its free so you cant really give it a bad review ALSO i e njoyed it so you cant really give it a bad review and stuf so you cant really give it a bad review
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TicTac™
( 1.2 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
If your looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if your looking for an outstanding lemon bars recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:
1) 2 cups Flour
2) 1/2 cup Sugar
3) 1/4 teaspoon Salt
4) 2 sticks (1 Cup) Salted Butter, Cut Into Small Cubes
5) Filling
6) 1-1/2 cup Sugar
7) 1/4 cup Flour
8) 4 whole Large Eggs
9) Zest And Juice Of 4 Medium-sized Lemons
10) Powdered Sugar, For Sifting

Directions:

1. For the crust: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a 9-by-13-inch pan with butter.

2. Stir together the flour, sugar, and salt. Add the butter to the bowl and use a pastry cutter to cut it all together until the mixture resembles fine crumbs. Press into the prepared pan and bake until golden around the edges, about 20 minutes.

3. For the filling: Stir together the sugar and flour. Crack in the eggs and whisk to combine. Add the lemon zest and juice and mix until combined. Pour over the crust and bake about 20 minutes.

4. Allow to cool in the fridge for a minimum of 2 hours, then sift powdered sugar over the top before cutting into squares.

(Use an 8 x 10 pan if you'd like the layers to be a little thicker.)
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Prince of Elsewhere
( 0.9 hrs on record )
Posted: July 25
This game is much too punishing for me. I can kill dudes. I can collect crates. But it is practically impossible for me to collect crates and kill dudes at the same time. especially when the ones I fail to kill just come back faster. What makes it the most punishing though, is the fact that everytime you collect a crate is randomizes your weapon. Perhaps if I could stick with the flamethrower as I collect crates I might find this game enjoyable, but as it stands if I want to get any points I have to pray to the RNG that I don't get stuck with a slow weapon when I've got twenty enemies on screen.
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
24 of 34 people (71%) found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
alright here's mah story:

-sees super crate box in free to play
-decides its a cool game
-downloads
-completes tutorial
-thinks that the game is pretty awesome
-completes a level
-addiction takes over
-plays for 50 mins straight
-laptop dies
-breaks into my dad's office to play the game on his pc
-dad's work pc blows up
-breaks into dell to grab a pc
-blows up
-get caught by police
-arrested for 4 years
-plays super crate box on prison pc on different acc
-gets out of prison
-goes home
-buys a pc
-downloads steam
-downloads super crate box
-plays for 50 mins straight
-laptop dies
-you know what happens next
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
11.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 9
This would be a great game but it has the disc gun in it
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
11.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
Super Crate Box is a game so simple and self-explanatory that it’s hard not to enjoy. Vlambeer’s arcade-style survival platformer is a great little game that tasks players with collecting crates that randomly spawn around the side-scrolling arena while waves of enemies wander about on set paths. It’s the least complex thing imaginable, but it works really well, particularly as a ‘pick up and play’ type of joint. It’s not something to be taking extremely seriously, which is its greatest asset.

Unfortunately, Super Crate Box is plagued with some pretty awful optimisation, at least on Windows PCs. Thankfully, a community patch is available that fixes some of the more severe problems, as well as add in some content that was inexplicably cut from the final game.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
2.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 27
It is a tale about one plumber getting all these creatures out of his sewers, sounds familiar...
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 20
I don't see any reason why someone wouldn't have this game in their library. It's free to play and excellent at killing time in 5 minute intervals
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2 of 4 people (50%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
4.8 hrs on record
Posted: July 27
Sees that the game is free
installs
Plays normal mode
"wow! this game is fun!"
unlocks SQMFT mode
uninstalls

10/10 would uninstall again

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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 25
This game is much too punishing for me. I can kill dudes. I can collect crates. But it is practically impossible for me to collect crates and kill dudes at the same time. especially when the ones I fail to kill just come back faster. What makes it the most punishing though, is the fact that everytime you collect a crate is randomizes your weapon. Perhaps if I could stick with the flamethrower as I collect crates I might find this game enjoyable, but as it stands if I want to get any points I have to pray to the RNG that I don't get stuck with a slow weapon when I've got twenty enemies on screen.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
598 of 751 people (80%) found this review helpful
821 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.6 hrs on record
Posted: January 2, 2015
It's like Call of Duty but with better graphics.
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