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I played the ps3 release and paid for this because pc=master race.

it's good, First game I ever turned down sex for.

Hodor.

Little to no work making the port. although it worth investing in a xbox controller for it.

Caveat: you WILL have problems getting this to run 100% properly on your PC, but it is possible, and for the most part it's worth the hassle.

love this game lot's of fun with friend's
praise the moon!

I hate everything about this game. Combat is sucks, yes I said it and ill say it again, the combat SUCKS. It's slow and clunky, like an aligator out of the water. It isn't even remotely challenging, all you do is sit there hitting the dodge key repeatedly waiting for an opening, then slash once, then dodge for another hour. It gets old fast.

lol ♥♥♥♥♥ get it man its awsome

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

On this episode of Pawn Stars
I got an original contract
that the who signed
to perform at Woodstock.
The who is one of the
biggest bands of all time.
That's a pretty important
piece of memorabilia.
What are you trying to get out of it?
So what have we got here?
Old faithful high-speed washing machine.
Looks real high-speed.
The faster you crank
it, the faster it goes.
Could you imagine bringing
this thing home to mom,
telling her, "this is what
you're doing laundry with now"?
She'd punch me in the face.
I've got a set of antique pistols.
This a dueling set.
They could be worth some serious money.
They look 98% real to me,
except for one thing
I'm Rick Harrison, and
this is my pawn shop.
I work here with my old
man and my son, big hoss.
Everything in here has
a story and a price.
One thing I've learned after 21 years,
you never know what is
gonna come through that door.
[upbeat bluesy guitar music]
What can I help you with, man?
I have a flask, not just any flask.
This one opens up at the bottom.
There was a note in here.
You have a message in a bottle.
Yes, I do.
Awesome.
I decided to come to the pawn shop today
to sell my civil war flask.
I was cleaning out my
grandfather's basement
he passed away
and I came across it in a box,
and I saw the note in
it, and then I figured,
you know, it was worth something.
I just lost my job and need the money.
I figured a couple hundred
bucks would help me out.
So when did you write the note?
I didn't write that.
Yeah, right.
Okay, it says, "silver whiskey flask
"carried by David Alexander Shepherd
"1823 to 1883
"before, during, and after the civil war
"in which he was entrusted with the funds
"of two confederate banks
"with the instructions
to stay out of the way
of the Yankees.
"
Well, there's a whole
little story along with him.
I mean, the neat thing was, I mean,
if you were a spy or something like that,
I mean, unless someone looked
at this thing really closely,
they wouldn't have noticed.
This flask is awesome.
It's definitely silver
and very high-quality.
It's the type of item that
wouldn't sit around long
on the shelves of my store.
I'm interested, because the only
thing better than making money
is making money fast.
Smells like stagnant water in there.
[Laughter]
All right.
You can just tell by
the hallmarks, it's old.
Those are English hallmarks,
and it says "d.
A.
Shepherd"
right across the front of it.
The great thing is,
it's in beautiful shape.
So what do you want to do?
You want to pawn it or sell it?
I want to sell it.
Okay, and how much do you want for it?
I don't know.
I don't what something like this is worth.
I mean, this thing is from
the 1850s or the 1840s.
All right.
How about $800?
Um, it's not too far off.
I was thinking more in
the neighborhood of $500.
$650, you have a deal.
[Sighs]
I'll tell you what, I'll do 600 bucks.
Yeah, I think it's a fair price.
All right.
Okay?
All right, chum, can you go write him up?
Sure.
I'm psyched to get this flask.
You can tell by the way it's made,
it's definitely old,
but I keep thinking about that note,
and if there's any way
to validate the story,
I can probably get a few
hundred more bucks for it,
so I'm gonna call in my buddy
and see if he can authenticate it for me.
[Cash register dings]
[Bluesy guitar music]
 Â
hey, how's it going, man?
Hey, what's going on?
What do we got?
I got an original contract
that the who signed
to perform at Woodstock, the
greatest band of all time.
Don't you hope you die before you get old?
Stone cold.
[Laughter]
I came to the pawn shop
today to sell my 1969 contract
for the who to perform
at the Woodstock festival.
The who is the greatest band,
baba o'Riley, behind blue eyes.
It's a piece of rock history.
Who wouldn't want it?
"New action ltd.
Furnishing
the services of the who
with Woodstock ventures inc.
"
And it's signed by Michael lang himself.
He did not only the '69.
He did the '94.
He did the 25-year anniversary.
It's the real deal.
This is pretty cool, man.
The who was one of the
biggest bands of all time,
and if that's legit,
that's a pretty important piece
of memorabilia right there.
This is the contract the band signed
before playing in Woodstock.
I mean, contracts like this
could sell for big numbers,
and it's not every day
that something like this
just walks through the door.
Where'd you get it?
My mom likes to go to yard sales,
so while we were at one of the places,
I was just looking around,
and they had a couple albums,
and the who's my favorite
band, and I opened the album,
and it was there.
One of the biggest bands
in the world at the time
only got paid $12,500 to play
one of the biggest shows of all time.
Yeah, well, $12,500 back then
was a lot of money, Corey.
I made about $200 a month
in the Navy at that time.
What do you want to do with it?
I want to sell it,
because I really want to buy a new car.
What are you trying to get out of it, son?
I was looking for 5 grand.
Well, you can keep looking.
It looks real, except
paperwork has been forged
in the past.
The signatures are all legit.
I'm gonna have to have
somebody take a look at it.
It's gonna have to be sent off
to a few different
documentation companies.
It's not it's not
something as easy as just,
"oh, here's 5 grand,"
and you walk out the
door, and I take this.
I mean, it's
how about an offer?
I'll make you an offer,
but it's gonna be 100 bucks, man.
I mean, for 100 bucks,
I might as well keep it.
Yeah, well, that's your privilege.
Can you do $1,500?
No, we're not even on the same planet.
I really think the total value here
is somewhere around $1,000.
And after I get it certified,
all that stuff, I mean,
I'm putting some pretty
decent money into it.
I'll give you 200 bucks for it, man,
and that's only because I
think my father will like it.
Top-of-the-line,
Corey.
All right.
All right, man, deal.
Let's go do some paperwork, my friend.
The who is one of the biggest
bands of the '60s and '70s,
and my dad really loves them,
and if this thing's legit,
it could be worth some serious money.
[Upbeat bluesy guitar music]
 Â
a few days ago, I got a call from a guy
wanting to sell me his antique
hand-crank washing machine,
so me and Corey are on our way
to his place to check it out.
So what have we got here?
An old faithful
high-speed washing machine.
Yeah, it looks real high-speed.
It is.
The faster you crank
it, the faster it goes.
This is cool.
I mean, you could lose
weight and do your laundry
at the same time.
I called the guys at the pawn shop
to come out to my house to
see if they were interested
in buying my antique washing machine.
I'm a collector of certain antique pieces,
but they have to be really
kind of strange and unique.
But I need some room.
I have too many pieces in my house.
So what do you know about it?
The construction looks like
it's all pine, all original,
patent date on it of 1892 and 1898.
There was two different patents on it.
It has the original
handle, which comes out,
surprising that it hasn't been lost,
but it has all the original stenciling.
Everything is all-original,
flywheel, gears.
So how does this thing work?
If you open this up,
this is where you put your clothes in.
You fill it with water and
put your detergent in there,
and you would close it and just crank it,
a high-speed washer.
The faster you go, the higher the speed.
[Laughs]
It cranks real easy now.
I can imagine it full
of water and clothes.
Could you imagine just
bringing this thing home to mom
and just telling her,
"this is what you're
doing laundry with now"?
She'd punch me in the face.
[Laughter]
Believe it or not, this was
a time-saver and a luxury.
These types of machines
were really popular
up until the late 1800s,

I did not know you could run in this game till after sen's fortress and I wandered into the ashen lake.

I just recently found out that holding "space" makes you slide down on ladders.

Keyboard and mouse, the hardest boss in the game.

11/10