Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Very Positive (433 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
24 of 29 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
80.7 hrs on record
Posted: May 24
There was was a bot named Tim
Who grew tired of serving folks gin
So the bar, he burned down
And he razed the whole town
And he gladly bade the place fin.

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It's a really fun game. I alpha tested it and made a bunch of levels, so I don't know if my review really counts because it's like my friend's kid to me.
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14 of 15 people (93%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 13
As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.
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10 of 11 people (91%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 11
Wanna party like a boss but forgot your MDMA?

Drunken Robot Pornography is the solution.

Enjoy your night with lasers, EDM, robots and Martini.
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8 of 11 people (73%) found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
Posted: May 9
You bounce around and shoot some robots. It's pretty cool.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
Posted: April 2
Misleading Title

If you like flashy bullet hell games and electronic/dubstep-ish type music, you should buy this game
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