Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Very Positive (424 reviews)
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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"This is what happens when you give a robot bartender sentience. They build robot titans and rebel against humanity."

About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
19 of 23 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: February 21
There wasn't any porn.

8/10 It was okay
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9 of 9 people (100%) found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record
Posted: February 9
AUDIO: Excellent                                                     AESTHETIC: Sleek
MEMORABILITY: Great                                           WORTH: Full Price

PROS: Battling against titans is much different than most FPS-style games. OST is worth a download, and is dazzling alongside the light show that is DRP. The story is humorous, and the audio voicemails left for the protagonist fill in the blanks nicely. There is an awesome workshop community for this game, and a reasonably-intuitive titan creator available in-game for you to begin your own contributions. Lots of story mode to go through.

CONS: Difficulty goes from ten second victories to 16 failures in a row. Learning to control boost and understanding your objective can be a bit challenging. Homing enemies make getting a good view of the titan, let alone sussing out its weakpoint, very hard and encourage blind shooting.

OVERALL: Where Wonderful End Of The World failed in understanding its own motif and style, DRP proves that Dejobaan can be stylish as hell and have finesse where it counts.

                                                    
SCORE: 10/10
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11 of 15 people (73%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Posted: January 2
It's not about robot porn.
It's about taking reading porn drunken robots that gone berserk down.
(Floor is very slippery though)
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 17
It's a very fast-paced FPS with a nice sense of humor. Also, there are elaborate boss fights that capture the spirit of boss fights in 2D classics like Metal Slug and Raiden very well - no mean feat! What's not to like?
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
Posted: April 13
As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.
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