Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
User reviews: Very Positive (510 reviews) - 86% of the 510 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014

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About This Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

System Requirements

Windows
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
33 of 37 people (89%) found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
Posted: August 21, 2015
What a name, and what a game.

Drunken Robot Pornography is an FPS based around taking down giant robots and their little robot minions (not sure what to call them). It feels a little bit like a faster-paced, potentially epilepsy inducing, robot destroying version of Quake. With jetpacks.

I found it relatively short (if you're just going for achievements), but I think with a lot of replayability.
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18 of 23 people (78%) found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record
Posted: August 14, 2015
Wow, this game is incredibly fun. It's different from usual fps, and I'm not talking about the casual shoot bad guys fps. I'm talking about the strategy fps games. And this one is funny, really simple story, and a great mix of "I have no idea what's happening" and "how do I murder this giant robot". I definitely recomend this game.
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18 of 24 people (75%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
Posted: August 24, 2015
Beautiful visuals, excellent music, pure fun.

I've never had so much fun while also dying so often.
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33 of 54 people (61%) found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 24, 2015
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100/10 Would have a seizure again. The only con is that i like my martini shaken not stirred.
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8 of 11 people (73%) found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
Posted: January 24
No porn
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