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Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014
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Join the Developers live on Twitch

April 17th, 2014

Ichiro and Rohit will be live on http://Twitch.tv/dejobaan to build another Drunken Robot Battle Royale level. Come tell us what you want to see and join the madness at 5pm ET/ GMT-4 on Thursday April 17th.

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New schedule for Drunken Robot Battle Royale Show!

March 12th, 2014

Starting this week, we are moving the Drunken Robot Battle Royale Show to Thursdays at 5pm ET/GMT -4. Please join Ichiro and Rohit as they build this week's challenge live with your votes guiding the challenge.

See you tomorrow at http://twitch.tv/dejobaan

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About the Game

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers.

Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence! Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Key features:

PC System Requirements

    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card

Linux System Requirements

    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
5,299 of 7,011 people (76%) found this review helpful
63 products in account
2 reviews
0.1 hrs on record
Not actually porn.
Posted: February 20th, 2014
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199 of 251 people (79%) found this review helpful
614 products in account
45 reviews
8.3 hrs on record
You fly around with a jetpack shooting robot space hamburgers and collecting alcohol for points and then a giant robot comes out of nowhere and tries to kill you with a bunch of lasers.
Posted: February 19th, 2014
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104 of 130 people (80%) found this review helpful
180 products in account
2 reviews
10.4 hrs on record
Excellent, but it was awfully awkward to tell my friends about this game.
Posted: February 21st, 2014
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219 of 307 people (71%) found this review helpful
418 products in account
9 reviews
3.8 hrs on record
I'm afraid i can't in the least bit recommend this game. I so wanted to love it, and it seriously looked amazing on the trailers.
It had such promise, and it manages to cash in pretty much none of that. There's no feeling of bullet hell of any sort, outside of the gun you're firing when it's actually powered up. You don't need to even concider dodging bullets or beams, because the game's bosses, titans, are actually extremely brittle, and it's trivial to shoot out their weapons in an instant, leaving them as little more than static pieces of scenery.

The only threat in the game comes from the seemingly infinitely spawning random little drone enemies, as well as an indescribably silly decision to put in a time limit.

The game looks great, the bosses look great, so much so, that i'm very sure 80% of the development time went for polishing the graphic quality, at the cost of such small, to them, seemingly less important concepts like gameplay, entertainment, or challenge. The intro song to the game is actually far more entertaining than the game itself, and i think whoever wrote that has a great career ahead of them.

It tells a great deal, that after 15 levels during the writing of this, the leaderboards have only 10 entries, where in the beginning, there were hundreds. The vast majority of people grew bored of the game in less than an hour. With that being said, i can't understand why there are so many positive reviews of it... One citing especially how it has improved over time. I would not have wanted to see the earlier revisions, then.

The creation of your own arena and boss would be an extremely interesting thing, and it was the main draw in the game for me... sadly, however, there's little to no enjoyment in the game, so there's little to no point in taking the effort of creating anything for it.

On a personal note, the vast majority of the game's in-level music is also awful, but it is easy to turn it off. I shouldn't need to do that, however. The music in the trailers are, outside of the theme song, the sole good tracks in the game. The rest are the worst of the worst kind of dubstep.


PS. I think the game would be far, far, far more interesting, if the health pools of the bosses were 10x the value of all parts combined, and you could not shoot off parts. The decision not to do a unified health system, but allow the players to completely make the bosses harmless baffles me to no end.
Posted: February 20th, 2014
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188 of 263 people (71%) found this review helpful
43 products in account
3 reviews
50.8 hrs on record
The Name, odd. The Game, AWESOME! If you love all out action in shot form, this game is for you! Heh, the name actually makes sense after I say that! Throw your wallet at DRP! It's more than worth it!
Posted: February 16th, 2014
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