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Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend's cocktails.
Release Date: Feb 19, 2014
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Join the Developers live on Twitch

April 17th, 2014

Ichiro and Rohit will be live on http://Twitch.tv/dejobaan to build another Drunken Robot Battle Royale level. Come tell us what you want to see and join the madness at 5pm ET/ GMT-4 on Thursday April 17th.

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New schedule for Drunken Robot Battle Royale Show!

March 12th, 2014

Starting this week, we are moving the Drunken Robot Battle Royale Show to Thursdays at 5pm ET/GMT -4. Please join Ichiro and Rohit as they build this week's challenge live with your votes guiding the challenge.

See you tomorrow at http://twitch.tv/dejobaan

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About the Game

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

PC System Requirements

    • OS: Windows Vista, 7, 8
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
    • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card

Linux System Requirements

    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
    • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
    • Hard Drive: 2GB
Helpful customer reviews
17 of 19 people (89%) found this review helpful
82 products in account
2 reviews
1.3 hrs on record
Best porn I have seen in a looooooong time.
Posted: June 12th, 2014
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14 of 19 people (74%) found this review helpful
1,045 products in account
22 reviews
0.7 hrs on record
If you've never been drunk with robots, I suggest you give it a try. You might want to skip the pornography however. Using a super powered suit, you jet pack around a disco colored world of robots shooting everything and collecting alcohol for extra points. This is a bullet hell shooter, done in the first person view and mixes a frantic feeling of platforming, item collection and bullet hell stying shooting and dodging.

The game is set across multiple stages, that don't usually last that long. You have to complete a series of goals, ranging from beating a score to defeating titans, which is good and bad. It's good because it mixes things up, but sometimes bad because a level can hit you out of nowhere and keep you stuck for awhile. I cruised along without any failures until level six, which took me about 10 tries to beat, after that I beat the next few stages without much trouble. The game is a bit uneven to say the least.

I love what they are trying to do here, you get a wacky shooter, with a fun theme and a bunch of robots that look like, well, porn for robots, of fans of the Transformers movies. The titan design is great, and the bosses all have weak points that require you to run around and shoot them all over. I don't like the collection mini game much, and score based levels are not as fun for me, but I do enjoy running around shooting and blasting bosses while homing missile bots try to crush you.

The game is slick, has amazing music and throws a bunch of jokes at you, so of course some will lay flat and most of the emails are boring to listen to, but the voice acting is great, reminds me a lot of characters on Archer. Overall, I would say this is a solid title, with frantic shooting that borders on hard, to impossible, until you keep trying and beat it.
Posted: March 7th, 2014
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9 of 10 people (90%) found this review helpful
104 products in account
9 reviews
0.5 hrs on record
I thought there was porn
Posted: July 1st, 2014
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
844 products in account
2 reviews
4.3 hrs on record
I was very excited to get my hands on this one. Very very excited. It was awesome for the first couple hours.
It's a very fun game until you get to the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE "no weapons, collect-a-thons".
Why Dejobaan games put in these levels I have no idea. They completely ruin the game for me.
You must collect bottles and "bank" them to score points. Everytime you get hit you lose a chunk of your collected bottles. It's not so bad at first, but shortly it gets to the point where you can't move around without slamming into something, usually multiple things in a row, and you lose all your collected bottles. Not only that but it is timed, so you basically need to get it all in one bank or you'll fail. AND THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR GUN! the difficulty in some of these levels is a sharp incline because the number of enemies increases exponentially, and you can't clear a f@#$ing path. OH- Some also have no floor, so if you miss your landing by avoiding an enemy, you lose all your bottles.

INCREDIBLY frustrating. I can't recommend this until these levels are fixed. Whats a "bullet hell" where they take away your guns? I don't remember that being a thing.

MORE TIME -or- MORE BOTTLES -or- LESS ENEMIES -or- GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN GUN!
Posted: June 27th, 2014
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
216 products in account
3 reviews
17.0 hrs on record
I kind of suck at this game but still I kind of love it. It's a meat boy kind of experience when you never feel like you are quite good enough but still you feel kind of awesome all the time, even when you are dying horribly.

Are you good at dodging bullets? Jumping and flying a jetpack? Shooting robots? Shooting bigger robots? Collecting martinis? All at the same time on small platforms that you really should try not to miss while doing allt he jumping, shooting and collecting? If so, good luck!

One thing I truly love in this game is that it's quite easy to make your own big ♥♥♥ robots and amazing maps in the in game editor. Also it got a great community =)
Posted: April 30th, 2014
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468 of 584 people (80%) found this review helpful
277 products in account
9 reviews
5.7 hrs on record
It's a pretty fun game for people who are:
A. Humans
B. Non-Humans
C. Christopher Walken
D. All of the Above

I have had serious fun with this game since early testing copies were sent out. The alpha builds that I have played have shown so much effort put into improving the experience for everybody. I am seriously psyched to see where the full version of this game leads one of Dejobaan's finest works from these early builds.
Posted: November 25th, 2013
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