Explore one of the defining periods in world history in an experience crafted by the masters of Grand Strategy.
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July 26

CK2 Dev Diary #16: Man's Inhumanity To Man



Hello and welcome back to another DD about <Secret DLC>! If all is going to plan you should be reading this while I am on my third, and sadly final, week of vacation, so I may or may not show up to answer questions. For this DD we are getting back to the core values of <Secret DLC>: Death and Suffering!

Being a prisoner is never a fun experience, and frankly, with <Secret DLC> it only gets worse. We have added several fairly unpleasant ways to interact with your captives:

  • Humiliate. The prisoner is degraded in some fashion; such as being tarred and feathered, or forced to do a “walk of shame”. This also causes them to lose prestige and be generally looked down on.
  • Torture. The prisoner is caused a certain amount of pain; such as being whipped, or stretched on the rack. May cause them to become Stressed or even Depressed, and can cause you to lose the Kind trait.
  • Mutilate. Only available to rulers with certain traits, such as Cruel or Impaler, this causes the permanent loss of a body part. May lead to you becoming Cruel if you are not already, and can cause them to gain Stressed or even Lunatic.
  • Bad poetry. Rulers with the Poet trait may deploy their very worst poems against a prisoner. While a comparatively mild punishment, it nonetheless has a slight chance to drive them mad.
  • Consume. Rulers who are either Possessed or Lunatic and also have the Cannibal modifier may simply eat their prisoners. If you haven’t disabled fantasy content, this may lead to you “gaining the power” of your victim.

All of these options, besides Consume, release the victim afterwards as they are considered to be their punishment, and while you choose the category you do not choose the exact method. Needless to say, your former prisoner will not think kindly of you after any of these punishments, and in the more extreme cases their close family may also be outraged.

Of course, sometimes a mere punishment is not enough and you simply have to Execute your prisoner. Well, we have added content for this eventuality too! You still simply press the Execute button, as before, but the actual execution method employed is chosen from a list based on your location/culture/religion/traits as well as the imprison reason you have on your prisoner, their religion/gender/traits, and things. Different execution methods come with different death reasons, and as you may have heard in an earlier DD, different death sounds. We have 31 execution methods, including Hanging, Crushing, Sawing, and Bear. It’s all in an easily moddable file too, just in case modders think we have been insufficiently creative.



I should also mention that with the 2.6 patch it is no longer possible to escape from House arrest unless someone with the Intrigue focus breaks you out, so if for some reason you want to be nice to your prisoners they are no longer virtually guaranteed to escape.

Since Death is a big theme for <Secret DLC>, we have also added several reactions events to the death of your lovers, friends, and rivals. For the first two, these can result in things like you turning to drink, finding a new friend, taking comfort in the arms of another, or finding a keepsake of them. For the latter, you may miss having a rival and start a new feud, resolve to become a better person, or if you are a particular type of person you might sneak out and desecrate their corpse. We don’t judge!





That’s all for now. Next week I’ll be back at work and writing these “live” again, so I’ll decide the topic closer to the time. It's quite possible the subject will be cats though.


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July 5

Development Diary #13: Pagans, advisors, and warrior women



Hello and welcome back to another dev diary about <Secret DLC>! One day we will actually announce this DLC and I’ll be able to use the proper name, but that day is not today! Anyway, right now I am here to tell you about some extra stuff we have made for Pagans, which will be part of the free 2.6 patch (of course, you still need The Old Gods to play as a pagan), and our new Female Advisor events. So, uh, actually this DD is really about 2.6 content and not <Secret DLC>, really, but anyway, onwards!

First of all, Defensive Pagans now have the ability to summon bands of Devout Warriors if they are the primary defender against an enemy of a different religion at the cost of 200 piety. Overall this is rather like the Raise Tribal Army decision and gives Defensive Pagans some extra punch when attacked.

Next, Defensive Pagans also have a new decision which can be used while at peace, and not more often than every 10 years: Ancestor Worship. This allows you to ask your ancestors for help or advise with some part of your life, perhaps you want triumph on the battlefield, maybe you want your realm to Prosper, or perhaps you are just lonely? In any case, once you have decided what it is you want, you must decide what you will offer up to get your request heard, and can range from offering up your eye or a human sacrifice to a more modest feast or carving a simple idol. With the sacrifice made, hopefully you see some kind of result in the not so distant future. Although, skeptics might point out that there’s no evidence the ancestors actually did anything and you may simply be giving them credit for a happy coincidence, that isn’t the kind of thought a pious man ought to have.



here we wish for affection and offer up a feast

With Defensive Pagans covered, let’s move into their more Offensive cousins, the Norse. The first change here is relatively simple, and some of you guessed it from the Trait icons I showed in an earlier DD, but there are now two improved versions of the Viking trait: Ravager and Sea King. These are gained from continuing to sack holdings while raiding after the Viking trait has been gained and come with larger bonuses.



A couple of minor yet neat changes:

  • The Norse may now also gain a trait similar to Crusader when taking part in Great Holy Wars, called Valhalla-bound.
  • Norse Culture will no longer split into into Swedish/Danish etc when it’s part of a powerful Norse realm (which I seem to remember was said to be the case long ago but doesn’t seem to have been implemented) where the ruler either has 2 kingdom tiles or an empire title, or if the faith has been reformed and the Fylkir is Norse. On a related note, Pictish, Old Saxon, and Visigothic cultures will also no longer split/change when part of a powerful realm or their head of religion is of their culture.

Finally, Norse religion rulers now have a decision to appoint female characters in their realm with good Martial skill and appropriate traits as Shieldmaidens. These warrior women can act as bodyguards and/or can be set as commanders for your armies regardless of your gender laws. Shieldmaidens have a number of events relating to both their actions in battle and their training for said battles, and if a player happens to end up as a landed lady they can experience the Shieldmaiden content from the other side.



Now leaving Pagans behind, but staying with cool women, we’ve added a couple of ways to get more female advisors. Firstly, close relatives of a ruler with high stats may ask to be given a job. Secondly, a talented woman may show up in your court and offer her services to you. In either case if you accept they will take up a council position, but you will get an opinion penalty with your vassals - if you have Conclave the size of the penalty is reduced if you have increased your Gender Equality laws. These events do not fire if your gamerules/gender laws/religion/culture allow women to be appointed normally, since in that case you could simply hire them if you want to.



That’s all for this week, next week Doomdark will talk about the future of CK2 beyond <Secret DLC>.

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Reviews

“...playing is winning, and there’s something quite satisfying about leading your house to power and glory through whatever means you can, for as long as you can.”
9,5/10 – Strategy Informer

“In short, Crusader Kings II is a majestic feudal sandbox, the greatest generator of hilarious medieval soap opera ever created and Paradox Interactive’s best title to date.”
90/100 – IncGamers

“It's perfectly possible to have made a few too many enemies, anger the Pope and find most of Europe out for your blood. That's really what makes the game so damn fun.”
9/10 – Destructoid

About This Game

The Dark Ages might be drawing to a close, but Europe is still in turmoil. Petty lords vie against beleaguered kings who struggle to assert control over their fragmented realms. The Pope calls for a Crusade to protect the Christians in the Holy Land even as he refuses to relinquish control over the investiture of bishops - and their riches. Now is the time for greatness. Expand your demesne and secure the future of your dynasty. Fill your coffers, appoint vassals, root out traitors and heretics, introduce laws and interact with hundreds of nobles, each with their own agenda.
A good lord will always need friends to support him. But beware, as loyal vassals can quickly turn to bitter rivals, and some might not be as reliable as they seem... Stand ready, and increase your prestige until the world whispers your name in awe. Do you have what it takes to become a Crusader King?
Crusader Kings II explores one of the defining periods in world history in an experience crafted by the masters of Grand Strategy. Medieval Europe is brought to life in this epic game of knights, schemes, and thrones...

Key features:

  • Start a game at any point between 1066 and 1337 and play until 1453
  • Pick a Christian lord and make sure his dynasty survives as you play a succession of his descendants through the ages
  • Gain Prestige for every successive character you play, furthering the glory of your Dynasty
  • Expand your feudal domain - and keep it from falling apart
  • Unravel the plots of your courtiers and vassals, each with their own opinions and agendas
  • Take up the Cross and fight the Moor, the Heathen and the Heretic.
  • Defend against the onslaught of the Mongol Horde
  • Struggle with the Pope for control of the bishops
  • Relive the Middle Ages with up to 32 other players in a competitive multiplayer mode

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    • OS: XP/Vista/Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel® Pentium® IV 2.4 GHz or AMD 3500+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Hard Disk Space: 2 GB
    • Video Card: NVIDIA® GeForce 8800 or ATI Radeon® X1900, 512mb graphics memory required.
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Sound: Direct X-compatible sound card
    • Additional: 3-button mouse and keyboard
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6.8 or later
    • Processor: Intel Core Duo Processor (2GHz or better)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Hard Disk Space: 2 GB
    • Video Card: ATI Radeon HD 6750 / NVIDIA GeForce 320 / NVIDIA GeForce
      9600 or higher, 1024MB graphics memory required
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: IntelR PentiumR IV 2.4 GHz or AMD 3500+
    • Memory: 2 GB
    • Hard disk space: 2 Gb
    • Video Card: ATI Radeon HD 6750 / NVIDIA GeForce 320 / NVIDIA GeForce
      > 9600 or higher, 1024MB graphics memory required.
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britannia
( 73.7 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
No heir? You're ♥♥♥♥ed.
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Con`
( 1,003.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 30
One of the greatest games i've ever played, that simple.
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camaro630hp
( 918.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
This game ive wasted alot of time into but. This game is unique and diffrent compared to other paradox titals and this game does get bland but its get better with mods
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GarretStranger
( 1,054.8 hrs on record )
Posted: July 29
Great game, just look at my hours. But don't buy unless on sale. It's been out for over four years now and is over priced at this point.
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wTC
( 833.6 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
Buy DLCs, used to play with no problem.
Now I have to redeem it in ParadoxPlaza and I can't because everytime i try it says
'This is taking way too long, something must be broken. Please try again later.'
which makes me frustrated.

Unless I can redeem DLC's codes, I won't recommend this game.
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Sony Playstation 3
( 38.1 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
Pros: idk

Cons: unfinished, map doesn't even have the united states

it's ok
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Jamiroquai
( 853.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
The Swedish raided, and took money from my ancestors.




It's nice to see that Paradox is continuing the tradition.
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Fasken2
( 271.4 hrs on record )
Posted: July 28
- starts multiplayer game with a friend
- plays as duke Murchad of Mumu while he plays as the duke of York
- Quickly expand to conquer all of Ireland
- 1st war of Yorkish independence - friend get's ♥♥♥♥ed
- Secures the throne of scotland through marriage
- Starts conquering Wales
- 2nd war of Yorkish independence - friend gets assisted by me, still ♥♥♥♥ed by england
- Gets the throne of England by luck
- Finally conquered the british isles
- Friend is heir to the throne of England
- "Every morning, especially when the weather is as splendid as it is today, you like to go out on your balco....... F*******
- Loses everything except for Ireland, friend laughs as he becomes king of England
- Learns not to ♥♥♥♥ with friend
- Friend dies of old age, loses kingdom of england and becomes duke of york again
Rage quit

10/10 would get murdered again
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Jae
( 2,644.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
This game will take over your life !!!!!

the changes made since the Rajas of India expansion have been hit or miss, but the mods truly make up for it.
This game truly is amazing.
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Stonewall Jackson
( 405.0 hrs on record )
Posted: July 27
If you have a family leave them, you don't need them anymore. You gonna ♥♥♥♥ yo cousins and kill kids to get to the top. You will suck ♥♥♥♥ to get all the dlc. Pricey but worth it. incest is wincest/10
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105 of 126 people (83%) found this review helpful
119 people found this review funny
Recommended
220.9 hrs on record
Posted: June 29
-Playing as a lunatic and possessed Petty King of Northumbria
-Make law requiring two holes in every household
-Vassals get irritable
-Say ♥♥♥♥ the vassals and continue being glorious King
-Make new law requiring all citizens to turn in their gold and replace all currency with turnips
-Vassals get enraged
-I'm King, I make the rules, ♥♥♥♥ the vassals, this law will bring salvation!
-Come home from a ride one day and decide my horse is glorious
-Tell my Chancellor to ♥♥♥♥ off
-Make Glitterhoof new Chancellor
-Vassals furious
-What can possibly go wrong?
-Vassals revolt
-Vassals are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-Higher elite mercenaries to defend me and Glitterhoof from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Vassals
-They whoop vassal ♥♥♥
-I win
-Imprison treacherous vassals
-Time to celebrate
-With a glass of wine
-*Sips*
-Suddenly can't breathe
-Gasping for air
-#Joffrey Baratheon life
-On floor dying
-Look up
-See Glitterhoof looking down at me
-Help me my beautiful stallion
-He turns and walks away
-RIP

11/10 Would get killed by my horse again
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72 of 99 people (73%) found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
429.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 5
Let's set things straight: this is one of the best Paradox game and probably my favourite one since it covers a period of time I like a lot and since it's less complex and tactical than other Paradox. It has got, instead, a great RPG component. An amazing mix which makes the game very addicting.

Why the negative review? Because this game alone is almost nothing. It lets you play just a very small amount of countries. If you want the full game you must buy the DLCs... nothing new you could think. Well, the problem is there is a HUGE amount of DLCs and after years from the publishing of the main game they're still developing new one. They're getting always more useless, DLC after DLC, while the price gets higher (some of the last costs half the main game...LOL).
As a loyal and old Paradox fan i get frustrated not only because they're obviously trying to get any cents out of my wallet, but mainly because after 4 (FOUR!) years I still can't enjoy the full game: whenever you start a new campaign (and a CK game can be pretty long and time consuming) they announce a new DLC with new features and new rules and you feel like you're playing an useless match and feel like abandoning it and wait for the new DLC. Problem is: when you get it, they have already announced a new one.
Also, every DLC comes with patches which totally change the rules of the game and you have to learn them again and again and again. It's like playing an early access game, but I've always hated those and I would have avoided it if I had known.

Basically they're policy with games lately has become: "let's publish an incomplete game and let's charge a lot with DLCs if they want to play its full version" and they're not the only company to do it, but when they finished the game they started to make useless DLCs (there's one of fantasy history in which aztecs invade Europe... which is not a great thing in a game of such historic realism) and to change the rules to worse just to justify new DLCs. They're literally to the point in which a great game is turning into a bad one.

Saddest thing for a loyal customer like me was the DLC to convert CK2 games into EU4 games to continue a campaign there. So I, a huge fan who bought all of your games, get rewarded for this by being forced to pay 10 euro just for a crappy converter if I want to "fuse" together the Paradox games I possess? Nice policy Paradox...

To give you an idea, today you need 165€ just to play the full game (without even considering the massive amount of graphic and soundtrack DLCs or the EU4 converter) and DLCs are still coming out. The game can be good but its not worth half of that price.

You better wait till they start working on CK3 and stop squeezing money out of this game. Then maybe they'll lower the price of a 4 years old game (prices are still the same even for the main game) and you can buy a cheap package with all the DLCs.
It's not worth a penny before that. You can trust someone who loved this and other Paradox games.
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21 of 28 people (75%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
Recommended
7.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 2
So I installed the Game of Thrones mod..

- Play as Daenarys
- Liberate cities a la the actual narrative
- Get caught up in maintaining the cities a la the actual narrative
- It's ok, my dragons are keeping the revolts at bay, the Wise Masters of Essos will tremble at my feet
- Give birth to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ son out of wedlock. Name him Jon2
- Give Jon2 his own dragon to continue the trend
- He still can't inherit even though I legitimise him
- Rebel army of 30,000 rises up in Mereen
- My dragon-led army of 16,000 annihilates it
- this ledge is rickety...
- I fall off ledge
- Targaryen dynasty comes to an end

Valar Ledgeghulis
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23 of 33 people (70%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
Not Recommended
20.9 hrs on record
Posted: July 21
At the time of writing, this $40 game has $240 of DLC available.

Crusader Kings II is a great game - and I'm not using that word lightly, it's a GREAT game - but I can't recommend it. I've put a lot of hours into this game (more than Steam has counted), but it's never been a fulfilling experience because of all the goddamed DLC.

Listen, I'm no enemy to DLC, if a developer makes more content for their game, I'll pay to play it. But the way Paradox does it is straight up insidious.

"This new update adds North Africa to the game......but you can't play there unless you buy the Sword of Islam DLC"

"The newest update adds all of India to the vanilla map.......but you can't play there unless you buy the Rajas of India DLC"

"We just added the entire Asian continent to the game.......but you can't play there unless you buy the Horse Lords DLC"

DLC in this game isn't comparable to DLC in other games, it's not like it adds a weapon skin or an extra level. Crusader Kings II DLC fundamentally changes the core gameplay of the game, and some things that have DRASTIC changes on how you play (such as the ability to have a standing army, form custom kingdoms, or even the existence of the Jewish religion) are hidden behind 4 years and $240 of DLC.

To put it simply, I have never felt like I was playing a finished game. Every time I turn it on, there's an ad for yet another piece of DLC. Once I finally save up enough to buy the next biggest DLC pack, another is announced. It's just not fulfilling.

Until Paradox decides to wrap this game up like they've done with Europa Universalis IV and Hearts of Iron III, and put their energy to developing Crusader Kings III instead of squeezing more DLC money out of current players, I can't recommend it.
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8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
410.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 18
I think CK2 was a good game, but now with the new DLC Conclave they totaly ruined the game. Defensive pact are so annoying and after you conquest a few territory you will fight against everybody for a single count. It has no sense... I'm very disappointed
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5 of 5 people (100%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
182.4 hrs on record
Posted: July 26
Started as Count of Dublin and became Emperor of an Irish Ruled Brittania. Died and took over as my oldest son. Seduced my brothers wife and she died in childbirth. 10/10 would ruin Christmas dinner again.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
Recommended
475.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 14
To start off this game has been an amazing journey, I bought this because it was in my queue long ago. I am just a person who is interested in one strategy games and two historical games. This one fit the bill perfectly and when I purchased it I was extremely impressed. Before playing this I had never heard of Paradox nor played any of their games, after this game however, I love to play all of their games. This game is exciting and allows you to rule as your own medieval ruler after that you can do just about anything you want. The community for mods is also great and makes excellent improvements to the game the devs also have made excellent expansion packs. Many reviews will talk about the devs failures and how DLC is over priced. I do not agree with that in any way, I have slowly purchased most of the dlc and have loved every bit of it. The DLC add great content to the game and bring in new and interesting features. Yes the game is a lot of money if you purchase the game and then all the DLC however, how I like to see it as this you are getting multiple games out of one game. You want to play as a Viking you can do that, you want to play as a Muslim Caliph you can do that, you want to be a Catholic King you can do that, you want to be a Byzantine count you can do that. My point out of that is you can be anything in this game you get the chance to make your own story over and over and over again. Sure the game is not perfect however, no game is the game is special however, and this game will allow you to have a great time on it. The learning curve is steep and at some points extremely hard, thats okay though thats the fun of the game the harder you have to work the more spectacular the experience will be. I hope you enjoyed this review and I would recommend you begin playing this game.
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
17.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 13
Be sure to buy the cut-content DLC and the cut-content DLC's cut content-DLC, goyim.
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6 of 8 people (75%) found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
Recommended
54.6 hrs on record
Posted: July 22
>character dies from drinking and whoring out at the age of 71
>play as sixth born 9 year old son
>oldest son doesn't become emperor because lol feudal elective
>big brother is my heir, ambitious, brave, crusader, 26 martial, brilliant strategist, holy warrior and unyielding leader
>his men adore him
>the people see him as a demigod
>vassels collapse when he enters the room
>basically alexander the great 2.0
>"for reasons you can't comprehend, you have a new regent"
>its big bro
>declares war on the remnents of the byzantine empire, who're now located within india
>landslide victory
>big bro maimed leading his 30k stack against the byzantine capital
>retires to a life of leading the empire for his younger brother out of sheer love
>big bro gets assasinated by our ♥♥♥♥ing mother 6 months later
>get depressed
>I then get assainated by my homosexual, lunatic dwarf uncle a year later all the way from Crete who somehow had a claim on my land
>empire collapses from within 50 years later

And so ended the Empire of BREXIT BRITANNIA
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10 of 16 people (63%) found this review helpful
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Not Recommended
34.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 8
$280.42 For a game.

Need I say more?
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