100 times better than No Man's Sky

the other creatures laughed at my dancing

i laughed at their extinction, 10/10

I played this game endlessly before I bought it on Steam, and clearly I think it's one of the best. If you don't have this game, I am going to give you the bias opinion that you need to own it and at least try it.

First off, my hours spent playing this game do NOT represent my true hours in this game. I've probably got thousands of hours in since release.


I did however, recently come back to it after perhaps a year off.

Went from cell stage all the way to space stage. Conquered a few systems, allied with a few more. Played God on a few others.
Advanced to the center of the galaxy, and annoyed one of my previous stages in that area. Proceeded to go to war with them... completely forgetting that I waged war with, and defeated the Grox with that Empire.

Naturally, I got absolutely obliterated.

10/10, would lose a war with myself again.

I always encounter ♥♥♥♥♥ monsters everyone else made. 10/10

"42, that is the answer, but 10/10... That's my opinion!"
-No Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or Steve

Spore is a brilliant, mysterious galaxy, full of mystery and an endless range of creatures. xD

Aight so.

ya start off as a meteor crashin down harder than drama alert and somehow... a little sperm cell pops out. you is now that sperm cell and you is gonna eat stuff until you decide, " HEW... im gonna grow some lungs legs and all features possible for a creature to live and breath on land" ~sperm cell stage

Reet so now yav got ya legs and yee wanna start either killin everything in sight, or f***in dancin around wif some ♥♥♥♥♥ shaped... thing. then ya ganna get ditched by ya scwod and yer gonna have to find a new place to live for nee reason. ya gonna move cribs 3 times before ya can moove on and ya gonna look more demented each time ya hach oot an egg becuz thats how evolution works. ~fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creaure stage

now ya gonna pick up a stick and say "HEW... Ima make this crib LIT" so ya then gonna start breaking tha rulz and set the place ablaze and start making some fishin spears and axes and all that fun stuff so you can go and make some friends with the other tribes but that aint ganna werk cos half of them alredy hate you cos you used code KEEM to get yersel a discount on garden gnomes ~the hard stage

tribal stage but with first world problems like being hated by north korea~the stage that the devs got bored on

Now yav got a rocket ship garn and yer off into space. yer gonna find this stage propa kool but arnly if ya pick up the galactic adventures pack off a steam summer sale cos that means ya can still use yer little dude ya made back in the 'im gonna spend 6 hours playing with the creature creator' stage. then ya ganna meet the evil space bunnies and only you candecide your fate from there...

10/10 would spend 30 hours messing around with legs again

Cool idea, very well implimented, yet leaves you with a childish taste in your mouth. it's adorable art style makes this a great game to play when you have something else to do.

It's like No Man's Sky only appropriately priced

SPORE > No Man's Sky