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User reviews: Mostly Positive (53 reviews)
Release Date: Nov 13, 2007
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0 of 3 people (0%) found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 30
This game appears to be a happy clappy game about raising horsez and having a great time with life. But ITS A TRAP. I am the lucky one, I bought this game planning to play it when I came home from school but as I was doing my homework my kitten Jimmy opened the game by accident. He took one look and I heard a high pitched scream. I ran into the room to find out that Jimmy had hung himself I burned the computer as it let out a demonic cry and summoned Satan. So the moral of the story is ONLY BUY THIS GAME IF YOU WANT TO BE LED TO SUICIDE. Well it might just apply to kittens.
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24 of 29 people (83%) found this review helpful
22.1 hrs on record
Posted: June 8
This game. Gives me mixed feelings about my sexuality.

But enough of that. First, this game is definitely better than The Secret of the Magic Crystals (0/5 do not play). I thought that this geimu was about horses and riding but actually it is a mystery dating sim. With a slightly disturbing plot and characters. There is an autistic and mentally disabled boy who likes to count stars. And a woman who constantly tells you how aliens abducted her. Then there is this boring stuff about some stuff. You can also flirt with a man who has probably murdered someone. Also there is creepy npc who keep appearing and disappearing whenever they like. G'damn mate

The horse part of this game is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥ry. The showjumping part is insanely irritating and HARD. Dressage is slow and boring and I didn't enjoy it to the max. Cross country is ruined by invisible walls and it nearly ruined my day. The horses flex their legs like there's no tomorrow and it makes me feel uncomfortable. Nearly every part of this game is made poorly and nobody should enjoy this game. But I did. Why? I wish I could give you an answer for that. HÖHÖÖ

If you enjoy horse games this might be the ultimate game for you. Otherwise, this is pure s'hit and hhahahahshahsa oh boy i need to get some help. pls send an adult
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14 of 16 people (88%) found this review helpful
35.3 hrs on record
Posted: June 26
This game is the best game ever! I dont know why i bothered putting 60 hours into fallout and 400 into Civ V when all that time was wasted not playing Petz Horses 2. This game really takes you on a fun joy ride adventure were you play some girl whose stuck in france, because the deer from the begining cutscene sabatoge your car off camera. Thats the only explanation to how it happens!

This game takes your horse riding fantasies and removes all the boring things. Like father figures, realistic responsibilities, and the putrid smell of horse ♥♥♥♥. Other than the poor resolution in the cut scenes, and the failure to let me strap a flux capasitor to my horse and ride 88 miles an hour through the French country side. This game is good, in fact its the best game ever. IN FACT! Its the best game Ubisoft has ever made! Why play as a boring native american assassin in the colonial era, when you can talk to characters who personalities resemble chalk, in Petz Horses 2.

Not to mention all the people on the farm are idiots. I mean seriously how can you live on a horse farm for years, and not have a vet! Thats was a "Quest" in the begining of the game, at the end of that same "Quest" you have to walk into a barn and pet a horse with a sponge. Thats it. WAS THAT SERIOUSLY THAT HARD? I BARELY DID ANYTHING! But the horse was fine after that. The horses, now sponged foot, was magically ok and we did thousands of random jumps over strategicly placed wooden walls that were most likely left over peices of the Maginoe Line. Best game ever 200/10
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6 of 9 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 16
In this intense and proudly renowned MMORPG, You take the role of Emma, who is fairly MLG, her horse riding skills are enough to make any man cry with joy. The mare's and horses all agree that her skillz are madd. The farm could not quickscope without her. Sadly there no weed on the farm, so no danking, she meets a gai camper boi called Oliver who can't noscope and uses ballista instead of DSR 50. (gay noob). Liek srysly get on Emma's lvl cheeky ♥♥♥♥♥. She also gets tons of hitmarkers when riding the horse on the training track. I would like to know what happened to that hardscoper at the beginning of this magnificent game called Hugo, he's a fukking hacker. Overall I would rate Call of Duty MW2 a 14/3. I liked the map rust.

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Overall good game!

Lol i'm joking, who the ♥♥♥♥ plays this game??

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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
49.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 15
This game taught me how to kill horses.


Neigh.
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2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 1
First Person Poop Cleaning 10/10
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3 of 5 people (60%) found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Posted: July 4
this game is horse ♥♥♥♥. bought it for my 4 year old that loves horses. nearly impossible to move around. clunky as hell.

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!!!!!
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1 of 2 people (50%) found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record
Posted: June 5
I CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT!!!!! THIS GAME SUCKS!!! I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON IT AND I CAN'T EVEN PLAY IT!!!!! WHEN I TRY TO LAUNCH IT ALL I GET IS A STUPID CAN'T FIND TEXTURE FOR TEXTURE!!!!! ALL OF MY OTHER HORSE/ANIMAL GAMES WORK PERFECTLY EXEPT THIS ONE!!!!!
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0 of 1 people (0%) found this review helpful
232.7 hrs on record
Posted: June 22
Love this game!
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1 of 4 people (25%) found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Posted: July 8
420/69 would play again, however it needs more mountain dew. thx guys fer reeding laol!
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54.7 hrs on record
Posted: July 18
Game is missing 3 files that are needed to play the game. But i would say it would be funny to see my friends reactions to see me playing over 100hrs of this game! Note the game does not run and i just idle on it.
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268 of 307 people (87%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 29, 2013
At first I thought this game was wonderful, but oh how things can change. Don't be deceived by the joyful horse pictures, this is a hazardous game that should not be sold without severe warning. After countless days of raising horses, I was grazing on some nearby greens when my roommate dropped a dish on the ground. It broke and the noise of it spooked me, causing me to rear back and kick him in the head. Now he talks with a speech impediment and has a wonky eye. I haven't launched this game in 3 weeks because it will remind me of the incident. I can't face the reality of what I've done. My family won't speak to me, I have badly infected rug burn on both of my knees, and I'm malnourished from eating nothing but carrots, although my eye sight has never been better. Damn you Petz Horsez, you've ruined my life!!!!
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105 of 126 people (83%) found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record
Posted: January 4
I tried marathoning my way through to the end of this and somewhere around 10 hours in I fell asleep. When I woke up, the game was running an endless credits loop. Apparently I beat it in my sleep, or trained my horse sufficiently, or something.

I don't know if I should be proud of, or horrified by, the fact that I apparently sleep-gamed my way to the end of Petz® Horsez® 2.
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67 of 87 people (77%) found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 3
Sad that this 2007 hidden gem of a game was overshadowed by such lesser games that came out that year, like Bioshock, Portal, The Elder Scrolls IV, and Super Mario Galaxy. It only shows how unaccepting the mainstream game consumer base is when it comes to smaller or less-marketed IPs.
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25 of 28 people (89%) found this review helpful
35.3 hrs on record
Posted: April 6
its ok


gameplay screenshot: http://puu.sh/83vPv.png
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43 of 68 people (63%) found this review helpful
81.9 hrs on record
Posted: February 20
Yo u ♥♥♥♥az aint got shi on me. am mlg pro @ horses. fight me irl yu ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.
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8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
Posted: March 2, 2013
I do not recommend this. This game has one of the worst user interfaces I have ever seen in my entire life. You are required to use the arrow keys AND the mouse, for example. Even if the game allowed complete key re-mapping, it would still be clunky, hard to navigate, confusing, and unintuitive. They do not remind you how to perform actions (coming back to the game after a while? I hope you have a good memory!), the clock/time of day system is insanely confusing, navigating the world is beyond ridiculous, and the horses look like weird mutants. Get the console version instead. It's a completely different game and way, way better.
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16 of 24 people (67%) found this review helpful
12 of 17 people (71%) found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Posted: December 26, 2010
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the sequel to the famous and well known Petz Horsez: Horsez at War. Everything about this amazing adventure oozes quality. From the first moment you see the polygons flicker and distort across your screen during the many broken animations and watch the mouth movements fail to sync with the psychotic and inane spoken dialog badly translated from what was probably originally a French release, you'll be hooked on CoD:Black Ops. The best part is the tutorial that you are given early on, as your friend Oliver shows you around the place you'll be staying and working. After teaching you how to cure the infection in your starter horse's foot, you are shown where it can participate in challenges. Unfortunately, your horse's stats are not high enough to participate in that day's challenge, so instead of clicking Confirm you must select the Back option. Which doesn't work. At all. Alt-F4 does, however, and so your quest is finally at an abrupt, although satisfying, end.
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Posted: May 8
Very educational and helpful.
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