Buy Petz® Catz® 2

my life sucks.

A game about cats who need to use the bathroom more than the average cat ever would and constantly become filthy. I fed my cat 6 times in a session. I then pretended I shook it to death. This is the best game.

Great game to keep my 6 year old daughter distracted while im doing stuff around the house !

By far the best 11 minutes in my life, would repeat. 10/10

>get small kitten
>name it Gunther
>Gunther learns "sit"
>feed and clean him
>keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the floor
>get angry
>spray Gunther with water
>go to bed
>wake up to Gunther licking my face
>is covered in blood
>can't feel legs
>Gunther ♥♥♥♥♥ on chest to show dominance
>game crashes

cat/10

its very good remindme of my cat =)

This game is borderline amazing! There is one major flaw though, lack of fabulous cats.

So you're telling me I can play as a persian cat but I can't play as fabulous internet cat such as Grumpy Cat? This is absolutely appalling. I hope you're happy that you runied my evening.

Now, you could spend hours, maybe even days considering whether or not you should purchase a video game. This game however, should be purchased without a second thought. It proves that catz are best and meow is cute. Most importantly though, being mashed off your face is best partnered with having a debit card in your hand at 3 in the morning.

The Z is for Zombie.
And there's like two Zs.

Simply purrfect.

First of i didn't like the game. But i want you to make your own opinion, so i wrote down my experience with this game to help you on this topic.

Day 1:
I just bought this game about Catz®. I was bored (and a little high from snifing glue), and i like Catz®, so i thought a game about Catz® would be perfect for my curent status. After the game was installed i started it and had to chose a Catz®, ich chose a Persian and named it Brummer.

Day 2:
The game is a little boring. A short time after i started the game, i ran out of things to do, so i closed the game and i went to play something actually fun. But i can't get rid of the felling that i heard Brummer even after i left the game.

Day 6:
For a while now i fell a strong urge to play Patz® Catz® 2 again.

Day 7:
I couldn't resist any longer my desire to play Patz® Catz® 2 became so strong, it caused physical pain, I couldn't stand it any longer.

Day 11:
I...I...I played this "game" for 5 days now,but not because i want to, because he dosen't allow me to leave. I need to escape this game... i will find a way.

Day 16:
Brummer get's edgy, i sould stop my search for a way to end this nightmare, until the the situation calm down.

Day idontevenknowenimore :
It's pointless ! he's always ahead of me, its like he's reading my mind. I don't even know how long i'm trapped in this horrible game, I JUST WANT TO LEAVE !!!

Day BRUMMER:
BRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMERBRUMMER

Day 1 after the game:
My computer burned down, sure i'm now free from brummer and stuff but ♥♥♥♥ all my games and porn are now gone to. that's a cruel fate.

Day 7 after the game:
HOLY ♥♥♥♥! just as i thought i'm free from Patz® Catz® 2, and could finaly start a new life, without any Patz® or Catz® he bursted through the door (of my bathroom) and he was there. Brummer !
and i was like "fuq u m8"
and he was like "NO FUQ YOU M8 I WILL FRIKING ♥♥♥♥ YO CORPSE BITASCH"
Just as he was about to choke me to death with his incredible strong and fluffy paws i grabd a plunger and hit him so hard with it that he exploded.
"Yeh, Who's the da Biatsch now ?" i said as i was celebrateing my victory by slowly satisfing my sexual needs with the remains of my demonic gorbe-ye Irāni foe.
"YO SCRUB, I AIN'T DONE WITH YO BY NOW" i heard behind me, it was Brummers soul ! I knew was ♥♥♥♥d.
but than i woke up, and realized I AM BRUMMER.

I hope my experience will help you, to make a decision whether this game is sometihng for you or not.

Love Brummer ~~~~<3

5 Bucks well spent.
Buying games while high is always such an good idea.

A chilling survival horror game in which players are forced to improvise and problem solve throughout their time in the game. Fast paced but not rushed with magnificant balance and grace. Ubisoft has truly outdone themselves with this groundbreaking sequel.

This is a very good game that deserves all of your money. It is full of swag breeds of cats and you can equip them with super-swag hats to make them look even more gangsta. This game was worth the 600-ish cents that I bought it for. It also has a great physics engine that is much better than Valve's Source engine (no offense Valve, you have second best physics engine besides this one) Now I think that I should go onto the pros and cons of this game.

Pros:
Hats
Cats
Mats
Swag
Great physics engine
Cats have flawless animations
No water bill
Cat doesn't get pissed off when you are washing it
Your cat doesn't claw you
Swag toys to play with your cat
Hats
No dogs
Hats

Cons:
There are not enough hours in the minutes to play this game
Much too masculine for any ordinary man to play

In conclusion by this game is very swagerific and you need to be a very strong, very muscular, very masculine man to play this game to its fullest optimum enjoyment. This game is very much worth any game and easily outclasses many other mainstream games like Call of Duty.

Needs moar catz :(

Beautifully boring game where for some unknown reason you treat your cat like a dog. 10/10

It's okay.

DO YOU LIKE CATS

This game is great! Don't be shocked by its low price, Petz Catz 2 offers hours and hours of gameplay. The characters are incredibly lifelike and you will be moved. When I can't have a cat with me, when I'm feeling sad and empty, when my day's just not going well, THIS is what I use to cheer me up. 10/10.

WHY WON'T THE CAT USE THE GODAMN LITTERBOX
10/10