You know when your trying to find a fun game in a store (local game obtaining place) and you see a game at the corrnor of your eye? And then you slightly move closer to it, to eye up the cover art and scan for signs of a good game. You move closer and closer to the game making werid nosies like "ermg whats this have i found an amazing game or just another ♥♥♥♥" and you dont realize the store Clerk giving you werid looks as you stumble towards the game you have set your eyes on. But then some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ takes the game off the shelf and announces "Huh duuuuude this game is da bomb" and goes to the till and pays and leaves with the only copy of the game! And your left there all alone standing still in the middle of the store (Looking like a lost child in a busy amusement park)
Now your probably wondering wtf this has to to with the game im writing a review on? And the answer to that my friend it has absoulty nothing to do with anything in this game.
Now on to the real review:
So what does this game have on offer for such a lovely man/woman/shehulk/werewolf/gay-vampire-kid/Pony as your self? well.....
♥♥♥♥ING CYBORG FLYING ♥♥♥♥ING MONKEYS THAT SHOT BANANA BOMBS AT YOU
GIANT ♥♥♥♥ING BEETALES
♥♥♥♥ING SOME SORT OF CROSS BETWEEN THE BIG ALIEN THING FROM DUKE NUKEM AND BLU FROM BLUES CLUES
SECRETS AND THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME YOU CAN PUT YOUR GUN ONTOP OF ANOTHER GUN TO MAKE A ♥♥♥♥ YOU UNIVERSE I HAVE SIX GUNS ON TOP OF ONE GUN SUCK ON THAT!
AND MUCH MORE!