Pile on the firepower with the revolutionary Gunstacker and fire all your weapons at once in a symphony of destruction!
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发行日期: 2011年8月30日

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“Mommy's Best Games' 2D shooter is fun the whole way through.”
7/10 – IGN
“Easily the most insane and downright fun 2D shooter I've played all year, if not ever.”
85/100 – Strategy Informer
“There's quite a lot of cathartic fun to be had with such a reckless onslaught of bullet-flavored justice”
7/10 – Destructoid
“Check your brain at the door, kick back, relax and enjoy a little carnage. It's worth it. Seriously.”
8/10 – Worth Playing

最新更新

Two-Player Local Cooperative Play - Serious Sam can pair up with his new buddy Huff to slaughter Mental’s horde together in an orgy of violence and destruction!

Gunstacker Upgrades – Over 30 new guns to mix and match in towering stacks of awesome! Shotguns that fire a horde of bees, prism lasers, the return of Serious Sam’s trademark cannon and more! Exclamation point!

New Campaign and Challenge Missions – Tackle new missions and take to the air in your very own missile-loaded Pterosaur or roll through your foes on a dynamite-powered unicycle!

New and Upgraded Enemy Classes - The new Torcher Kitty, Explosion Eater and the Armored Gnaar are all stepping into the arena to wreck havoc the heroic Serious Sam!

关于这款游戏

Serious Sam explodes into the second dimension using everything in his arsenal to battle the abominable legions of Mental’s horde. Pull the trigger to let the heavy ordinance fly in Serious Sam Double D XXL, a completely reloaded version of the indie sensation Serious Sam Double D with all-new missions, weapons, enemies, and challenges. Pile on the firepower with the revolutionary Gunstacker and fire all your weapons at once in a symphony of destruction! All that stands between victory and annihilation is a man in a T-shirt and jeans wielding a great big pile of guns.

Key Features

  • Serious Action: Unleash a storm of bullets and flame against an unrelenting horde of bizarre and ferocious creatures hell bent on bringing down the heroic Serious Sam. Clash against Mental’s army across 18 levels in three sensational worlds from the pyramids of ancient Egypt to the volcanic chaos of Pompeii to the harsh jungles of prehistoric Earth.
  • Revolutionary Gunstacker: Duel-wielding is for lesser men. Serious Sam Double D’s new Gunstacker allows Serious Sam to stack any combination of weapons one on top another and fire them all at once. Two shotguns on a laser gun and grenade launcher? Of course. Four chainsaws and a flamethrower? Yes, please.
  • Legions of Bizarre Beasts: Clash against classic Serious Sam enemies like Headless Kamikazes, Gnaar, and Biomechanoids or gun down all new monstrosities like the insane Chimputees, oddball Vuvuzelators, and the surprisingly sexy Femikazes. Prove your worth and take down four amazingly unique bosses in epic showdowns full of carnage!
  • Challenge Rooms and Serious Secrets: Keep the action coming with a battery of action-packed challenge rooms filled to the brim with waves of attacking beasts! Get really serious and try to uncover dozens and dozens of secrets hidden throughout this wild world!

系统需求

    • OS: XP, Vista, 7
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz or faster (Dual-core recommended)
    • Memory: 1GB
    • Hard Disk Space: 500MB
    • Video Card: 128 MB Card, supports Shader Model 2.0
    • DirectX®: 9.0c
    • Sound: DirectX 9.0c Compatible sound card
    • Additional: Microsoft Xbox 360 Controller or XInput controller
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GABBA-[CRO]
( 11.6 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月22日
This is a cool game. The mechanics are simple, and the game is simple. I got all achievements in just 11h of gameplay.

I will do some pros and cons for the game.

PROS
-The game is simple to play
-The graphics are decent enough
-You will get 2 games when you buy the game, you'll get an Original Version(2011) and Enhanced Version + CO-OP(2013)
-The versions don't have much difference, the newer is better in dialogues and when you pick up a gun or something else there is a cut-scene with metal soundtrack
-The hidden areas that you can find are not hard to find
-The soundtracks and voice actors are awesome
-The game has no bugs/glitches

CONS
-CO-OP is like playing on 1 PC with keyboard and GamePad, not through internet connection
-Community is almost dead
-No Multiplayer

I rate it 9/10. Would play as Serious Sam again. I recommend it.
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LungFace
( 5.9 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月14日
Double the Gun, Double the Fun!!! This was a cool Serious Sam Arcade like game which has a decent amount of hours of gameplay and big crazy gun loadouts!! I am a fan of Serious Sam so i liked this game alot and suggest getting it if you have played the rest and you are a big fan!!
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OneHoffAKind
( 7.1 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月10日
Serious Sam squat into a 2d shooter
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Foxysen
( 22.4 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月9日
Serious Sam Double D XXL is a 2D shoot'em'up, one of the games that were part of Indie series of Serious Sam franchise, made by non-Croteam developers. Main feature of this shoot'em'up is ability to stack guns on top of each other. It was made by Mommy's Best Games in 2011, only to come out on XBLA in 2013 as XXL edition and then get Steam version updated to XXL as well. You can choose to play both Double D or DD XXL edition.
It also came out on Xbox 360 through Xbox Live Arcade, but there isn't any reason to prefer it over PC version.

Multiplayer is local only. So don't expect to play online.

The first thing you see is selection between Double D and Double D XXL edition. I suggest you to go after XXL edition immeditly. Double D has no vehicle levels, no coop and no special upgrades for weapons. Without special upgrades for weapons it just doesn't make you think much, you just open gunstacker menu anytime and put weapons into single stack for highest DPS and that's it. And thinking about choosing weapon is important aspect of Serious Sam so it's dissapointing. Other difference is saving anytime, editing gunstack anytime, your own explosions harm you and golden guns which are just lazy direct upgrades you get after beating game.

I also can't help but to recommend a gamepad for this one. Well, it's XInput only, so preferably Xbox 360 one. Aiming with mouse really feels bad in this one.

And indeed, at first it seems like an average twin-stick 2D shoot'em'up. It's not very hot. Art style is that ugly sloppy Flash style that scream comedy Indie. Music is also not good, either being annoying ambient or somewhat cool yet generic fight music.

Then after some time of playing you will collect some guns and finally a wrench which is Gunstacker Connector. Trademark. Copyright. Awesomeright. You have a few stacks and you can put up to 6 weapons on top of each other in each one of them. This feature by itself wouldn't do much by itself, but thankfully they also implented Shop and Special Upgrades in XXL update. Pistol that allows you to hover in air while shooting, thompson that splits into two bullets after the first target it hits, shotgun that slows down target. That, and being able to edit gunstack only at checkpoints makes sure that you will create different stacks for each situation that you think of. Mind it, it has just enough depth only for lenght of this short game, but that's fine too.

It's just a shame that more of core gameplay is pretty unrefined. It does have some occasional puzzles and dynamics, but it also has some silly stuff, like when enemies spawn right in your face or just drag on.

It also has a bit more to it, with jumppad that you can throw anywhere. It's mostly used as the second jump. But sometimes you can use it to either reflect bullets nicely, though it's rare, or make enemies jump over you. But mostly, you use it to cheese challenge levels that you can unlock. Plus, vehicle stages are good fun. That unicycle.

You also unlock Serious difficulty and the second character in single-player after you beat the game. Character is same one as the second player, only some dialog changes.

It also has 2-player local multiplayer. As it's local I didn't get to try it. But it should be fun. There is cooperative where the second player can drop in and drop out in campaign anytime. And you can unlock arenas where you can shoot at each other, I think. So, coop and competetive. Yey.

But it's a pretty fine. Unrefined game with interesting idea that it goes with. Pretty good for a single walkthrough.
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卡通
( 18.8 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月7日
太好玩了,非常爽,根本停不下来!
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拜罗
( 0.9 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月6日
很魔性的怪物设计,无头的敌人什么的。而且很高能,我是买了英雄萨姆COMPLETE PACK的,买到后却不怎么敢玩,首先玩的就是这个,因为这个不是第一人称不怎么恐怖。但是仍然会有高能,不过有些地方还是很燃的,比如一些BOSS战。
缺点:无集换式卡牌
燃爆的BGM,爽炸了的武器,滑稽的怪物与设定,让你哭笑不得。——9.5/10
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misterhaan
( 4.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月6日
i was affected by a strange bug that only let me launch the game once each time windows booted up, but that was easy to fix by adding “showDebugReport” in the launch options. after that it was very serious sam, but in 2 dimensions instead of 3. gun stacking wasn’t totally my thing (mostly i just stacked all of the same types together) but the concept definitely fit serious sam, as did the story. platforming was good except often could barely make it with a regular jump. worth it for serious sam fans.
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Tismjinn
( 0.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月5日
先简单的玩了玩,有点halozero的感觉,不过玩了一会出现的那个大苍蝇又让我顿时改变了三观,怪物真是太JB魔性了(可以说是SS一如既往的风格?组合枪什么的还是很棒的,(stg(伪)元素难不倒我哒,(我可是玩过touhou哒!),ps:无论哪一代果然少不了萌萌的aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~(卧槽潜意识的赶紧跑!!!
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Wise Bro
( 40.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月5日
It's good.
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CharismaticPanda
( 2.5 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:5月3日
Quirky design and decent soundtrack but didn't really enjoy this in comparison to other game sin the series. I felt the side scrolling got dull quick especially after getting a couple of guns. 5/10
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\[T]/
( 1.1 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:4月29日
This game makes no ♥♥♥♥ing sense but I love it.
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Penaz
( 1.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:4月15日
Serious Sam Double D, a spinoff of the Croteam's horde shooter gem, manages to bring the fun of the classic FPS to a 2D environment. The weapon stacking system brings a lot of choices in gameplay and the levels are never too cheap. Well balanced, fun, simple and has that comical vein that the original Serious Sam made us so accustomed to.
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Deathincarnates
( 6.0 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:4月8日
Nice arcade flashback type game, liked it very much. It is short so dont expect to much . fun.
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Wedge
( 3.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:4月1日
You shoot stuff in face, must buy!
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Richard Nixon
( 2.3 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月26日
Short and sweet, but plenty of mindless fun.
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MuradiL
( 0.7 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月23日
nice ...
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clfaln
( 0.2 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月20日
Boring 2D platformer shooter. Mindless, repetitive, not worth the time or 99 cents. I think the positive reviews are from paid shills.
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ScottyOddity
( 4.0 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月19日
I'm a pretty hardcore fan of this franchise in general but this might be my favorite Serious Sam game. I rarely play a game non-stop from beginning to finish in one sitting covered in cheeto dust and surrounded by empty soda cans but I did on this one. Granted it is a fairly short game and I probably played it on the tourist setting as I generally do on my 1st play. I've gone back and played it several times since then so that probably says much for replay value. The stylish graphics and the over the top humorous theatrics and everything else a Sam game has gained cult fame for carries over into every single title. I have to say the gun stacking in D XXL is both moronic and genius at the same time. I could go on and on about why these games have such appeal but I'll cut it short for now. Play it.
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mtl_dan
( 0.2 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月19日
Serious Sam DD XXL 2013 Crashes upon startup. Wish this game were atually playable
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最强职阶Teacher
( 0.1 小时(记录在案的) )
发布于:3月18日
爽到是挺爽的不过我受不了 就当喜加一吧
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先简单的玩了玩,有点halozero的感觉,不过玩了一会出现的那个大苍蝇又让我顿时改变了三观,怪物真是太JB魔性了(可以说是SS一如既往的风格?组合枪什么的还是很棒的,(stg(伪)元素难不倒我哒,(我可是玩过touhou哒!),ps:无论哪一代果然少不了萌萌的aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~(卧槽潜意识的赶紧跑!!!
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Serious Sam Double D XXL is a 2D shoot'em'up, one of the games that were part of Indie series of Serious Sam franchise, made by non-Croteam developers. Main feature of this shoot'em'up is ability to stack guns on top of each other. It was made by Mommy's Best Games in 2011, only to come out on XBLA in 2013 as XXL edition and then get Steam version updated to XXL as well. You can choose to play both Double D or DD XXL edition.
It also came out on Xbox 360 through Xbox Live Arcade, but there isn't any reason to prefer it over PC version.

Multiplayer is local only. So don't expect to play online.

The first thing you see is selection between Double D and Double D XXL edition. I suggest you to go after XXL edition immeditly. Double D has no vehicle levels, no coop and no special upgrades for weapons. Without special upgrades for weapons it just doesn't make you think much, you just open gunstacker menu anytime and put weapons into single stack for highest DPS and that's it. And thinking about choosing weapon is important aspect of Serious Sam so it's dissapointing. Other difference is saving anytime, editing gunstack anytime, your own explosions harm you and golden guns which are just lazy direct upgrades you get after beating game.

I also can't help but to recommend a gamepad for this one. Well, it's XInput only, so preferably Xbox 360 one. Aiming with mouse really feels bad in this one.

And indeed, at first it seems like an average twin-stick 2D shoot'em'up. It's not very hot. Art style is that ugly sloppy Flash style that scream comedy Indie. Music is also not good, either being annoying ambient or somewhat cool yet generic fight music.

Then after some time of playing you will collect some guns and finally a wrench which is Gunstacker Connector. Trademark. Copyright. Awesomeright. You have a few stacks and you can put up to 6 weapons on top of each other in each one of them. This feature by itself wouldn't do much by itself, but thankfully they also implented Shop and Special Upgrades in XXL update. Pistol that allows you to hover in air while shooting, thompson that splits into two bullets after the first target it hits, shotgun that slows down target. That, and being able to edit gunstack only at checkpoints makes sure that you will create different stacks for each situation that you think of. Mind it, it has just enough depth only for lenght of this short game, but that's fine too.

It's just a shame that more of core gameplay is pretty unrefined. It does have some occasional puzzles and dynamics, but it also has some silly stuff, like when enemies spawn right in your face or just drag on.

It also has a bit more to it, with jumppad that you can throw anywhere. It's mostly used as the second jump. But sometimes you can use it to either reflect bullets nicely, though it's rare, or make enemies jump over you. But mostly, you use it to cheese challenge levels that you can unlock. Plus, vehicle stages are good fun. That unicycle.

You also unlock Serious difficulty and the second character in single-player after you beat the game. Character is same one as the second player, only some dialog changes.

It also has 2-player local multiplayer. As it's local I didn't get to try it. But it should be fun. There is cooperative where the second player can drop in and drop out in campaign anytime. And you can unlock arenas where you can shoot at each other, I think. So, coop and competetive. Yey.

But it's a pretty fine. Unrefined game with interesting idea that it goes with. Pretty good for a single walkthrough.
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11.6 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:5月22日
This is a cool game. The mechanics are simple, and the game is simple. I got all achievements in just 11h of gameplay.

I will do some pros and cons for the game.

PROS
-The game is simple to play
-The graphics are decent enough
-You will get 2 games when you buy the game, you'll get an Original Version(2011) and Enhanced Version + CO-OP(2013)
-The versions don't have much difference, the newer is better in dialogues and when you pick up a gun or something else there is a cut-scene with metal soundtrack
-The hidden areas that you can find are not hard to find
-The soundtracks and voice actors are awesome
-The game has no bugs/glitches

CONS
-CO-OP is like playing on 1 PC with keyboard and GamePad, not through internet connection
-Community is almost dead
-No Multiplayer

I rate it 9/10. Would play as Serious Sam again. I recommend it.
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1.7 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:4月15日
Serious Sam Double D, a spinoff of the Croteam's horde shooter gem, manages to bring the fun of the classic FPS to a 2D environment. The weapon stacking system brings a lot of choices in gameplay and the levels are never too cheap. Well balanced, fun, simple and has that comical vein that the original Serious Sam made us so accustomed to.
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5.5 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2月24日
枪械随意搭是最大亮点,如果有个FPS也能这么干不知道效果如何
子弹的命中感不太明显,敌人死亡的效果倒做得很爽
场面混乱,炸死自己是常有的事,而有时又糊里糊涂就灭了一片敌人
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9.5 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:1月29日
Steam上第一个全成就的游戏
不知为什么2013增强版运行不了,只能玩2011原版...
逗逼游戏就不要在意细节,请全程保持“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”的精神状态,生死看淡单纵就是干,杀起成吨的敌人还是非常爽的
操作性相当好
典型的开头被敌人虐成狗,后期把敌人虐成狗,特别是第一次通关之后能够获得金枪,威力增强加弹药无限,俩喷火器带四个激光枪A上去就赢了,你告诉我怎么输...
金枪也好刷,除了榴弹都能卡位用最终BOSS刷。电锯?播STAFF时你不是无敌的吗,还用多说啥么~
最后榴弹我是四榴弹带俩金电锯回倒数第二关刷的,顺便报仇,第一次打这里不知道死了多少次...
刷完金枪就可以做挑战了,难度直线下降,起码不需要捡子弹了
多数靠莽,莽不过去就得想想办法了...千万别忘了你有一个叫做“跳板”的阵地战神器...
收集要素很多,第一关就有⑨个...
想上到高处,跳板加导弹是个好办法,但应该算是歪门邪道,毕竟整个游戏必须这么干的就一处地方,剩下的都是用跳板或者踩敌人上去,第一次打第一关没有跳板都能找到八个秘密
起码能看出来设计关卡时确实用心了
只是最后我的连接件怎么29/28了呢...
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4.0 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:1月11日
这个游戏不太推荐用键盘和鼠标玩,最好配个手柄,手感会提升一个档次
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5.4 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2015年12月2日
Remember kids,
If you are trying having sex with a Femakazi.
Make shure you take her bombs first.
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7.0 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:1月7日
Serious Sam Double D XXL * 8/10

Serious Sam... Platform? Awesome!

+++Pros+++
- Gameplay. It's serious sam... As a platform. Hordes of Mental's minions, secrets/traps. It's almost a modern Metal Slug
- Humour. As usual if it's Serious Sam it's fun. He, the enemies, the villain... Just laughs...
- Weaponry. The weaponry system is ridiculously both badass and fun at the same time. You can pile up multiple weapons... Devastation guaranteed!

---Cons---
- It's just a platform, the kind of game you play for some funny moments and that's all... It's not really a Con, I just mean that this is a very simple game, do not expect a meta-experience with a mindblowing story.
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发布于:2015年3月30日
Nice good 2D platform game!
这个游戏有两个版本,建议大家直接玩后一个新版本,这个版本里面的对话有配音,而且关卡以及游戏机制设置更完善。
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发布于:2015年9月8日
横版魂斗罗!

里面的怪物很奇葩!看了敖厂长的视频来玩的
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2.2 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2015年10月4日
剧情:0分,和前作一样烂
音乐:5分,还是可以的,挺带感
操作:9分,爽
内容:8分,明显比前面几部好玩多了,武器也更佳爽。
表现:7分,战斗起来简直不能赞更多
综合:5.8分,诚意十足,的确比前面好玩更多
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0.3 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2014年7月3日
第一次玩这个 抱着一个小游戏的心态玩的 没想到还挺不错

虽然类似的2D横版游戏很多 不错的也有不少 但是这个游戏的确有那么一点惊艳
爽快感十足 真心有一种在玩魂斗罗的感觉
特别是看到一只大BOSS路过的时候 让人觉得这游戏还是很有玩头的

加上各种模式 成就 以及武器组装
让这款小游戏不再平凡
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4.5 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2014年5月8日
Where else can you combine a tommy gun, shotgun, rifle, chainsaw, and rocketlauncher into a single gun? Where else I ask you... WHERE ELSE?!
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3.0 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2014年3月21日
You know when your trying to find a fun game in a store (local game obtaining place) and you see a game at the corrnor of your eye? And then you slightly move closer to it, to eye up the cover art and scan for signs of a good game. You move closer and closer to the game making werid nosies like "ermg whats this have i found an amazing game or just another ♥♥♥♥" and you dont realize the store Clerk giving you werid looks as you stumble towards the game you have set your eyes on. But then some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ takes the game off the shelf and announces "Huh duuuuude this game is da bomb" and goes to the till and pays and leaves with the only copy of the game! And your left there all alone standing still in the middle of the store (Looking like a lost child in a busy amusement park)

Now your probably wondering wtf this has to to with the game im writing a review on? And the answer to that my friend it has absoulty nothing to do with anything in this game.

Now on to the real review:

So what does this game have on offer for such a lovely man/woman/shehulk/werewolf/gay-vampire-kid/Pony as your self? well.....

♥♥♥♥ING CYBORG FLYING ♥♥♥♥ING MONKEYS THAT SHOT BANANA BOMBS AT YOU
GIANT ♥♥♥♥ING BEETALES
♥♥♥♥ING SOME SORT OF CROSS BETWEEN THE BIG ALIEN THING FROM DUKE NUKEM AND BLU FROM BLUES CLUES
SECRETS AND THE BEST THING OF ALL TIME YOU CAN PUT YOUR GUN ONTOP OF ANOTHER GUN TO MAKE A ♥♥♥♥ YOU UNIVERSE I HAVE SIX GUNS ON TOP OF ONE GUN SUCK ON THAT!
AND MUCH MORE!
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5.0 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2013年12月2日
This game is god damn insane which is amazing. You get to do some of the most retareded stuff for fun.

Want to stack up to 6 guns on top of each other and shoot? Done.
Want to kill monsters 50 times your size? Done.
Want to kill 30+ monsters on the screen at once? Done.
Want to kill dinosaurs with chainsaws? Why the hell not.

It also has amazing humour and tons of secrets to find making replaying the game all the more fun.

All this crazy ♥♥♥♥ crossed with Co-op and Versus with a low price of $10 and it dropping to $.99 on sales, it is a great game to pick up.

♥♥♥♥ING HEADLESS KAMIKAZES
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6.5 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2015年6月20日
Because six guns are better than one.
Serious Sam: Double D XLL is a bombastic, flippant, amusingly grotesque game that compensates for a lack of wit with hyperactive energy and overstatement. Patch together up to six guns, blow up killer monkeys, and travel through time to slay dinosaurs and dodge lava balls spewed from active volcanos on the way to conquering an enormous final boss. It makes no sense and, outside of the gun stacking, doesn't do anything especially novel, but Mommy's Best Games' 2D shooter is fun the whole way through. It's like an interactive coloring book made by a 10 year old obsessed with metal music.
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1.2 小时(记录在案的)
发布于:2014年10月10日
Revived my love for the Serious Sam series.

The gameplay is non-stop fun, enjoyed along with some excellent background music.
I would describe this game as an platformer/shooter crossover, with strong emphasis on humour, unnecessarily brutal and gory violence, big aliens and big explosions. And flamethrowers.

Great game!!!!! :)
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