"Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator" is the exclusive property of Cursebox Studios, who has licensed the right to publish it to DEVGRU-P Corporation. All characters, art, music, sound, etc. is the exclusive property of the aforementioned groups, unless stated otherwise.

The aforementioned groups are not responsible for any damage to your computer, tablet, soul, etc. that may result from the use, install, or viewing of this program.

Use of this program indicates your agreement to enlist as a member of the DEVGRU-P Battalion to protect our corporate headquarters in the event the CIA attempts to "black bag" us or something weird. Pease chip in to send the KGB or some other group of operators to rescue us because I don't think we can survive in prison.

Also by playing this game you surrender your immortal soul to DEVGRU-P Corporation. Nobody has read this far, you people already surrendered your souls when you played Panzermadels so joke's on you. Yeah, that's right, go check sucker, your soul is mine. I've got 40,000 or more souls sitting in my pocket right now. Sadly they wouldn't let me pay my taxes this year in souls so I am currently accepting offers on all of the souls I currently own. If someone is interested in making a purchase please contact me here, we can work it out. If you can't offer cash, then I'd definitely take a gaming PC, 1080 graphics card minimum. Nobody has read this far so I'll cap it off with something legal-looking in case anybody skipped to the end. No part of this game may be recreated in whole or in part on any other platform without the express written consent of DEVGRU-P and Cursebox Studios.

DEVGRU-P is a registered C-Corporation in the state of Arizona, all rights reserved.